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Why Buy NOTHING? A Great Gift Idea

To start, we have to say that we don't like the question at all. Why not ask "Why buy water?" or "Why buy food?". I mean, water falls out of the sky on a regular basis, and you could find food by hunting for it just about anywhere. So now that you know how we feel... let's talk about why you want to buy NOTHING:

The Perfect Emergency Gift! It's 7 PM on a Saturday Night, your phone rings and you answer. It's your best friend and he's reminding you that it's his wife's birthday party tonight. DID YOU FORGET? No worries, you're a smart person and you have a BACKUP PLAN; NOTHING! What could be better than always having a little NOTHING around to give in the perfect case of an emergency. What about for Christmas? NOTHING is a better stocking stuffer, it takes up half the sock, so you don't have to buy anything else.

Buy NOTHING in bulk and save money, time, and your marriage. NOTHING comes in bulk packages of 5, 10, 20, 40, and even 80 boxes. The more you buy, the more you save. When you buy NOTHING in bulk they come flattened so you can store them under your mattress or behind your stash of private magazines. No one will ever need to know you didn't remember and it takes up no space at all.

There Are So Many More Reasons!
  • NOTHING is a better gift idea. As a gag gift NOTHING will get more laughs.
  • NOTHING is better, faster, sharper, smarter, or more stunning!
  • NOTHING can do more with less!
  • NOTHING makes a better impression while keeping it low key.
  • We bet you can think of NOTHING more relaxing.
  • NOTHING has been around longer!
  • What was there in the universe before the Big Bang? NOTHING... that's what!
  • What have humans been doing since the beginning of time to just relax... NOTHING!
  • If humanity just did NOTHING we're sure they would never have been any wars.
  • When you need something, NOTHING is right by your side more.
  • Grab NOTHING on your way to a big date or interview and really impress them.
  • Wear NOTHING... nuff said!
  • NOTHING is more comfortable, convenient or easy to clean for the person on the go.
  • You can't get sued for NOTHING... well maybe you can.
  • NOTHING makes a better diet supplement.
  • Give your loved one NOTHING when you ask them to marry you!
  • Everyone enjoys getting something so they'll enjoy NOTHING even more!
  • Don't leave your friends or family charcoal for Christmas, leave them NOTHING instead!
  • Take NOTHING with you on your next flight and totally forget about checking your bags.
  • What's more convenient then having to get up in the middle of the night to get NOTHING?
  • Use the box of NOTHING and put something in it.
  • Give your dog NOTHING as a toy and watch them beg for more.
  • Give your girlfriend NOTHING to remember you by.
  • Give NOTHING to the clean freak in your family, NO CLUTTER AT ALL!
  • Give Dad NOTHING on Father's Day, watch that belt buckle as he lashes out with joy!
  • NOTHING goes better with a juicy steak!
  • Put a cool NOTHING shirt inside or a special Gift Card.
  • As a gift NOTHING could be better along with something.

When Is The Best Time To Give? We could go on for years about who deserves NOTHING or when to give NOTHING, but it's your call. Buy NOTHING, give NOTHING, and enjoy NOTHING more. It's perfect for so many giving reasons the list is too long to post, but we'll try anyways:

Christmas Gift


Birthday Gift


Mother's Day Gift


Father's Day Gift


As a Gag Gift


As a Practical Joke


For Your Secret Santa

Easter Gift


Halloween Gift


Chanukah Gift


Office Gift


Thank You Gift


Kwanza Gift


And So Many More...

CHRISTMAS IS ALWAYS AROUND THE CORNER!